Hill Billy Hut

So....just need to vent a bit! Went to Pizza Hut for dinner. NOT MY FUCKING CHOICE!!!!! If you guessed Dan's choice you win!!! So we pull up to $10 pasta night....WHO KNEW???? Apparently every hill billy on the South Side!!! And they were not Irish my friends. So I am surrounded by dirty, nasty hill people and my VERY rude server finally takes our order. May I also add that she was not amused that I pointed out there are no DRINK prices on the menu. So we order a large cheese pizza and some 'no price' pops......In the 54 minutes it took to get that sick fucking pizza, I had the pleasure of having the future version of my nephew sitting across from us and he is (will be) a huge weiner!!! This guy looked just like him and went on and on being his know it all self and talking about religion and goverment and THENNNNNN he goes half homo and starts talking about the girls Dooney&Bourke purse. How FABULOUS it was! I was like what???? Oh and did I mention his son ZACHARY??? I only know his name because this tool box puss said it 108 damn times!!!!! And when he asked ZACHARY to count to 30 I yelled "Oh hell NO!!!!" And I am pretty sure that made them pay the check and leave. Just when I thought it could get no worse, a group of NON American teenagers get in a wrestling fight and start knocking into tables and drinks go flying! REALLY????? So I got up to leave and there is an actual fight going on at the register where we have to pay!!! I slammed the cash on the counter and left! My hillbilly holiday is over!