There are various nicknames given at work that are now used (secretly of course) to refer to people...it's so bad that I sometimes forget their real name as I never use it.
Nicknames include:
Flounder (guy has a dead fish handshake and stutters)
Napoleon (dead ringer for Napoleon Dynamite)
Squawks (repeats the last sentence anyone said in a meeting and takes it as his own)
DT4k (stands for Douchetron 4000...cause he's a douche)
Beaker (has a really high voice like Beaker from the Muppets show)
StepDad (looks like a serial killer, ala the movie StepDad)
JOJ (Jag Off Jones...also a douche)
Voldemort (he looks like a snake and am pretty sure he's stoned ALL the time)
I know I am going to slip up one of these days and its gonna be BAD.
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