Toser: are you working??
I'm ready to kill mom AND dad
me: oh no! why?
Toser: they are so annoying
me: im just waiting for a customer to call me back
Toser: i have to shovel the back whatever i dont care but then they started fighting b/c mom didnt bring home a bag of chips for dad for his subway sandwhich
me: LMAO
Toser: not
a
joke
me: I know...but you hve to see that in type
Toser: make it your status bahaha but block mom and dad thats for sure
Toser: I worked out for 2 solid hours - burned at least 600-700 calories if not more and then guess what I did on my way home?
Got wendys
me: lmao spicy chicken sandwhich?
Toser: hahaha yes!
jbc or spicy is how i roll
okay im out mom is on the warpath and i can feel it coming towards me like the vacuum she's currently raging with
me: lol
ok
brett just puked
in the garbage can
Toser: bahahaha
why???
me: hes laughing
he s bulimic
Toser: he barfed b/c he was laughing?
stop being such a chick
really why did he barf before mom yells
the vacuum is getting dangerously close
me: lol...he has a mucus problem
Toser: sick
Toser: dad just told me to not be argumentative
b/c ernie is eating my socks
i can't believe this place is real
IS THIS REAL LIFE
me: omg you guys are like movie
Toser: UNREAL
please save this convo
me: i am
Toser: bye bye
This is hilarious!!!! I can actually see us saying the same thing about my parents but my Dad would be vacuuming and my MOM would want the chips with her tuna sub from Subway! Our family is fantastic!!!
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